Happiness This Way

I want to get a government grant to study the effects of living in an apartment on the beach for 25 years?

the happiness of human beings. Basically, the study will consist of my life in a condo on the beach for the next 25 years. Then I will write a report about how happy I am and how happy I am not. I guess you need about $ 5 million of funding. How I can start?

You're wrong. You need about billion dollars in funds, because to be a valid study, you must have a very large sample and a control group. Thanks for making my day.

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