Happiness Similes

Does anyone know how to write a humorous poem about a person, place or thing?
'Or an idea using similes? A simile is a comparison of two unlike things using like or as.For example: Happiness is like a day without homework. In the rest of the poem, which explains in a fun way how these two things are you.Pls alike.Thank. Help
I like rhymes … they tend to work better … There once was a man from Nantucket … LOL
Meditation Music / Chant:”AMAEYDRA” Simile’ Enya Adiemus Era