Happiness This Way

POLL: Would you be willing to convert to Christanity "Lindsayanity?

I was thinking about starting a church dedicated to the development of life of people through the teachings of wise Ms. Lindsay Lohan. I would like to get a reading of the population to see if the world is ready for a new religion based on the wisdom of Ms. Lohan and moral philosophy, or if you need more of his disciples to spread his gospel before we have enough members willing to start a church. So, would you be willing to leave their current religion and seek salvation and enlightenment by following the exemplary life and lessons from Lindsay Lohan? [If so, please star this question and add me to your contacts so you can share the message of Ms. Lohan of hope and happiness with you! Thank you], and Lindsay bless him!

I have seen the light, Lindsay Lohan is my savior.

Why Well-Being?